Hail brothers! Some of you may recall that I inquired about making a black mirror the other day. Here's the aftermath of my first attempt.

It was going quite well till I put out the candles, and then felt the urge to take a shit, piss, ride my dildos ,shit and piss all over,smeared-kissed -licked the suddenly fragrant black mirror in a sex frenzy till I shot my load all over the mirror. Also covered myself in shit while grunting profanities and blasphemy here and there.

It's definitely not activated.

Gonna have to try again another time with a different photo frame,and more restraint.