PRAYER OF SATANIC MASTURBATION

O Magnificent Satan, Bringer of Perverted Delights, look upon my naked body as I lay down to praise You. See my thickened phallus – shiny headed and throbbing See my firm nipples – ready to be teased and tortured See my risen balls – full of seed to be spilt in Your name See my protruding tongue – licking my lips in anticipation Your lust is rippling through my brain now, before becoming orgasmic waves crashing on the shores of my very being. Behold – my breathing changes to please You – I joyfully praise You as I approach what must be achieved in order to satisfy You. HAIL SATAN!

Optional ending to prayer: Say HAIL SATAN until you cum – place some on finger and eat and then say : Father Satan, I partake of this living sacrifice, now dying for Your pleasure. I pledge that I will praise You with increasing energy when You next call me to repeat this joyous action. HAIL SATAN!