Who else loves to worship Satan outside? A couple of days ago I decided to hike to a nearby forest, arriving just as the sun set. With the darkness that ushers in Satan and his demons, I transformed into his hellhound, prowling the forest and reciting prayers to him, all the while the unmistakable presence of his servants followed me. After 8 hours I took a nap in the sleeping bag I brought, before packing up and making my return, but not before stripping completely and desecrating the morning with an offering to the dark lord.

Does anyone else do their Satanic rituals and worship outside? It's where I've always felt most connected to him and his servants.