Jesus Christ was a Goddamn great cocksucker. His disciples followed him because of his gigantic cock but couldn't take his huge piece down the throat or up the ass. What technique; Christ was a master in sucking and rimming. Ah, the taste of shit. Christ seemed to live on a diet of wine and cum.

But there was another player on the bible scene that the disciples sensed but never fully saw: Satan. At the end of a long day of Jesus shit talk, Satan lured Christ up to the hills to "pray," actually to be cleansed by his piss that Jesus fucking loved to drink. Satan fisted Christ hard as a warmup to a fuck session that ripped his butt apart in pleasure. Christ was Satan's slave hungrily throating Satan's cock and devouring his hole. The lovers were ravenous for each other. A union for all time.

Even at the crucifixion Satan tore into Christ's asshole drawing more blood than the nails. Christ is fucking dead but the all-powerful Satan lives to fuck ass for his kingdom.