HAIL PRIAPUS!

HAIL SACRED BLASPHEMY!

* Bless all who masturbate daily and truly worship Cock … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* Bless those who choose to devote hours to blissful, lustful edging rather than ejaculating, in the blasphemous name of naked Jesus… Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* Bless all men who worship Cock that they may have the power to cum and cum again … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* Bless the glorious fulfillment of the mighty Cock eruption … Hail Cock, Lord Cock

*Bless the holy Chalice of Cum that its pearly contents might be shared by all in sacred orgies of lust …Hail Cock, Lord Cock

* For those who have cum and joined together in heavenly orgasm … Hail Cock, Lord Cock!