Hey, brothers! This summer I’ll be working in Lisbon (14/7 to 5/9) but I’ll have a house to myself, so in the evenings, I want to meet up with brothers to goon and fuck together in worship. Anyone interested, reply with nudes and a fucking good plan of all the nasty things they want to do. I’ll bring the weed and poppers, you show me how you worship Him.

You can call me Ignatius, which is not my real christian name, but the silly name He baptised me with in Maspalomas. I’m @bigassbear666 on Twitter and @filiusalbae on Telegram.